Even with an internet teeming with dweebs anxious to share their entire life story, there is a lack of functional sexual advice from real world professionals. So here goes. A hack to heterosexual men's greatest sexual adversary and potential ally: cracking the code of cunnilingus. First things first men. Your girl wants you to go down on her. Like … Continue reading Cracking the Code of Cunnilingus
What is it about 'spiritual' people that's so annoying? Many would say that what I see in others is what I see in myself, or some crap like that. Or that I'm not really comfortable with myself, so I'm uncomfortable around those in the know. To which I say, maybe, but certainly I know bullshit … Continue reading Dear yoga teacher: Please shut up.
Supermarkets are strange places. They only exist in wealthy countries and are visited by relatively wealthy patrons looking for a convenient way to nourish themselves and their families. Yet the majority of the merchandise isn't food related and most of the food isn't nourishing. If you want to stick to the healthy and essential I'll … Continue reading Spiritual Supermarket: Hungry for more
Most of my time on this tiny planet has been spent in some type of learning institution. From kindergarten to baccalauerate 3/4ths of my days have been spent listening to dull teachers enforcing the memorization of dull subjects. And for what? Fathers, mothers and politicians will say for my future, but I say for their peace mind. … Continue reading Uneducated: A revolution in intelligence
Meditation is a fun word these days. (Still not as fun as masturbation, but getting closer!) If you're like me you can't open a social media feed without some silly spiritualist encouraging you to participate or receiving an invite to their paid hosted session. It seems as though the popularity of spiritual practices in modern culture has reached a precariously … Continue reading Meditation frustration: The futility of seeking silence